Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hey? Wanna Help Me Buy Cigna?

Here's the deal. I am looking for 25,000,000 investors to ante up $100 a month over the next twelve months and use our $30,000,000,000 [billion] to buy as many insurance companies as we can. I'm thinkin' that after a few years we will dominate the insurance industry and then we can take these companies private after a few more years, get our money back [with interest] and then make them non profits.

We might even score a few tax breaks along the way.

Who's in?

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