Showing posts with label insurance companies can be great investments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insurance companies can be great investments. Show all posts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hey? Wanna Help Me Buy Cigna?

Here's the deal. I am looking for 25,000,000 investors to ante up $100 a month over the next twelve months and use our $30,000,000,000 [billion] to buy as many insurance companies as we can. I'm thinkin' that after a few years we will dominate the insurance industry and then we can take these companies private after a few more years, get our money back [with interest] and then make them non profits.

We might even score a few tax breaks along the way.

Who's in?