CPAC I Can Scream Fire

I have never seen a contest amongst a group of elected officials as to who can yell "fire" in a crowded theatre lowder. You?

Experts of the week

I was just sitting here thinking that as each new week comes along the teevee and newspapers are chocked filled with all of the people who amazingly become experts on a new subject every week. Two weeks ago they were all legal experts, last week it was economics and this week everybody is an AUTOMOTIVE GENIUS. I'm ashamed, as the world's biggest cynic I should have seen this years ago..........