Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Notice to staff, oh, I almost wrote news staff

These are the issues we will not being reporting on for the foreseeable future.
1.Health Care
2.Any wars
3.Any stories about unintended acceleration with cars
4.Liz Cheney
5."Big" Dick Cheney
6.Anything Isreal
7.Usama been whatever
8.Wall St.
9.John how do you like my tan
10.continue this list at your leisure

We will now concentrate our's, and the national attention on:

1 comment:

One Fly said...

I understand this is what's on the news a bunch. Wait until later.

Hit some balls out the basement door today.