God Please...Let's Not Go With Torturegate

Well I think we had better get busy coming up with a name for the ensuing Chinese firedrill that this torture thing turning into, and fast before the networks do. I'll host the party and keep track of suggestions. But we better hurry up because it's snowballing.

How about? "Boardwater" or "Iamdickcheneyandgoddamitidontcareifyoukillembutgetmeaconnectionbetweenthatguysadddamandwhatshisnamebinladenandfast"